The Win98 source code

/* The Win98 source code has been released recently; Per MicroSoft CopyRights, you can only view the code, but should not change it! TOP SECRET Microsoft© Code Project: Chicago™ Projected release-date: Summer 1994 / #include „win31.h“ #include „win95.h“ #include „evenmore.h“ #include „oldstuff.h“ #include „billrulz.h“ #define INSTALL = HARD char make_prog_look_big; void main() { while(!CRASHED) { display_copyrig­ht_message(); display_bill_ru­les_message(); do_nothing_loop(); if (first_time_in­stallation) { make_50_megaby­te_swapfile(); do_nothing_loop(); totally_screw_up_HP­FS_file_system(); search_and_des­troy_the_rest_of_OS/2(); hang_system(); } write_somethin­g(anything); display_copyrig­ht_message(); do_nothing_loop(); do_some_stuff(); if (still_not_crashed) { display_copyrig­ht_message(); do_nothing_loop(); basically_run_win­dows_3.1(); do_nothing_loop(); do_nothing_loop(); } } if (detect_cache()) disable_cache(); if (fast_cpu()) { set_wait_states(lot­s); set_mouse(speed, very_slow); set_mouse(action, jumpy); set_mouse(reaction, sometimes); } / printf(); printf(); */ printf(„Welcome to Windows 98“); if (system_ok()) crash(to_dos_prom­pt); else system_memory = open(„a:\swp0001­.swp“, O_CREATE);

while(something) { sleep(5); get_user_input(); sleep(5); act_on_user_in­put(); sleep(5); } create_general_pro­tection_fault();